Things that dont go together

These are my list of things that shouldn't be together:

1. La Salle and Ateneo- they're rivals of course
2. My crush and his girlfriend- they don't look good together (bitter much?)
3. friendster and facebook
4. Valentine's day and single people
5. Quiapo church and its location (full of vendors selling pampalaglag)
6. Erap and the presidency- COMELEC must be out their mind when they allow him to file a candidacy
7. Carlo J. Caparas and the National Artist Award- They just don't go together.
8. Manny Villar and Mahirap- This man is extremely rich, I just don't care about his autobiography, all i know is that he is filthy rich.
9. Some Nursery rhymes and Kids- try to look at the lyrics of "Rock a bye baby", "Humpy Dumpy", "Jack and Jill" and see what I mean. :p